9GAG

If I must, in order to amuse you, then fine, this time!

cr: jiuguimoye

If I must, in order to amuse you, then fine, this time!cr jiuguimoye
FREDDY

Me: "Ok, one drink and we're out."

[20 minutes later]

Me "Ok, one drink and we're out."[20 minutes later]
Stephen Colbert

No wonder we never see Bannon any more. Evidently, he's got a full plate...I mean palate.

FREDDY

Sometimes you have to hit "no receipt" at the ATM because you don't need that kind of negativity in your life..

Sometimes you have to hit "no receipt" at the ATM because you don't need that kind of negativity in your life..
Dory

I really need to learn the difference between being hungry and being bored...

I really need to learn the difference between being hungry and being bored...
The Onion

Onion Fact Checks: Anthony Scaramucci’s ‘New Yorker’ Interview

Onion Fact Checks Anthony Scaramucci’s ‘New Yorker’ Interview
sarcasm

I will always love this Summertime Sadness cover by Miley Cyrus 😍😭

I will always love this Summertime Sadness cover by Miley Cyrus 😍😭
9GAG

When you both say goodnight on the phone but he tag you on memes minutes later.

When you both say goodnight on the phone but he tag you on memes minutes later.
Student Problems

When you pluck up the courage to answer a question in a lecture and get it completely wrong

When you pluck up the courage to answer a question in a lecture and get it completely wrong
 

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