The bandwagon in the NFL has shifted this year. Introducing Bandwagonman... http://t.co/E6HycnKJvB

For all the girls who say "All guys are the same”, who told you to try them all? Slut.

Math teacher: Do you all get it?

Me:https://t.co/aQSDezatI6

When you know there’s a cure for AIDS & who really shot JFK and you can’t tell anybody http://t.co/knSt3R64ot

Cursing occasionally can be a good thing... http://t.co/KXwJ2b5PkX

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What did the mermaid wear to math class? An algae-bra. #ClassicJokeFriday