when you're done with a call and you both say bye but you're both too lazy to push end and it's like a standoff to see who is gonna cave

List of ways to win an argument with a woman http://t.co/YhShyJjWhD

Just uploaded my favorite picture on instagram☺️

I’ll tell you what I miss: Superheroes.

Summer was basically a Capri Sun drink

Unfortunately this is our society http://t.co/7WXyjUdTAL

Goodbye August. September, be good to me

(248): I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

Americans throw away about 40% of their food.

Do your own thing, don't worry about other people.